Egypt Army Wear

So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets 
made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament. 


I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit:

Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness

A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook


Im not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause to much destruction. 
Old skool 80’s broken bin helmet. 
I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see – 
does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things??


Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANY!!


I literally have no idea what this is.


And the winner by 100 miles. 
This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll 
sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.